Jessica Alba Takes a Spanking and Keeps on Thanking!

From the upcoming movie, "The Killer Inside Me"

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IT'S YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO GIVE THE FINGER TO A COP:

--According to a spokesman for the ACLU, quote, "The law is clear that people have the constitutional right to use profanity, especially when it comes to government officials, because that is a form of political speech.

--"But despite that, we have police officers regularly misapplying the law to punish people who offend them. That's really what it comes down to . 

--"We probably handle a dozen of these cases every year. We're actually negotiating with the state police right now, trying to force them to change their training and written materials to make clear you can't do this."

--In other words, yes, you CAN give the finger to a police officer. You may get cited for disorderly conduct, and you may have to fight it in court. But if you do, you'll WIN.

(Time)

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HERE ARE FOUR TIPS TO HELP YOU LAST ALL NIGHT:

#1.) Give it a squeeze: According to "Men's Health", you can keep yourself from finishing by SQUEEZING your junk. That's right . . . squeezing it.

--All you have to do is wait until you're about to explode, then apply pressure with your index finger and thumb under the tip of your unit . . . and it will actually prevent the inevitable from happening. (???)

#2.) Exercise: You know those pelvic muscles you squeeze in order to stop peeing? Well, apparently you can exercise them. And if you contract them between 15 to 75 times a day, it'll give you more control in the bedroom.

#3.) Work on your breathing: There's also a breathing technique you can use to prolong things. Basically, you have to "huff" out breaths while doing the nasty until you feel your diaphragm contracting to expel air.

--The idea is that when you feel like your about to finish, you'll be trained to force out each breath, which results in more tension around the abdomen . . . and a more intense release.

#4.) Put it on ice: No lie . . . "Men's Health" swears that if you wrap ice in a cloth and apply it to your GONADS just before sex, it'll help you last longer. 

(Men's Health)

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An E-True Hollywood Story

The Musical Ventures of Grits... Before Joining

"The Go Fish Radio Network"

 

Grits grew up on the rough streets of 5 Points, turning a dollar anyway he could. Whether it was jacking little old ladies at the Star Market or running his posse up and down California street...he had a dream to show whitey he was in charge! He was a N.W.A.

After tasting success with his boyeeez, it was soon to become not as sweet. After numerous run ins with the law and the un-timely death of his fellow homey Eazy. (wrap that rascal) Grits new there had got to be a better way. After meeting a homosexual music producer named Mocha, A newly inspired Grits knew he had found his way home, as if all the evil in his life was about to be washed away. Grits set sail towards his true desitny and a new beginning, as if called by a higher power Grits built

"Noah's Arc"

  MARGE SIMPSON'S PLAYBOY SPREAD...JUST CLICK THE COVER!

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HUNGARY'S "MISS PLASTIC" PAGEANT 2009

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SORORITY GIRLS GETTING WASTED AND FONDLING EACH OTHER...

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THE BIGGEST ZIT EVER

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LADIES, HERE ARE FIVE TIPS TO GET YOUR GUY TO ACTUALLY LISTEN WHEN YOU TALK

#1.)  Avoid eye contact:  It sounds counterintuitive, but if you're trying to work out a problem, eye contact can actually make things worse.  How?  Looking a guy directly in the eye can make him feel threatened, which will instinctively trigger a fight-or-flight reaction.  If that happens, your conversation is over.

 

 

#2.)  Get to the point:  A recent study found that the male brain interprets the sound of male voices as SPEECH, and the sound of female voices as MUSIC.  So what am I getting at?  If you really want your guy to pay attention, you need to cut to the chase.  

#3.)  Stroke his ego:  Like women, men are most susceptible to manipulation when it comes with a healthy dose of flattery.  So it stands to reason that if you really want your man to listen, you should try buttering him up with a few kind words. 

#4.)  Let him know you need to vent:  When a man is faced with a problem, he immediately starts searching for a SOLUTION.  But sometimes you just want to vent, and all you really want is for your guy to listen.  By telling your guy ahead of time that all you want from him is to lend an ear, he'll be better able to ignore his problem-solving instincts. 

 

 

#5.)  Talk to him between 4:00 P.M. and 6:00 P.M.:  Why?  Because the average guy experiences a testosterone dip between those hours, and a man listens best when his testosterone levels are at their lowest. 

 

 

 

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CHECK OUT THE PICS FROM OUR NICKELBACK PHOTO CONTEST WINNER, ADAM McMURRAY, AT THE 8/18/09 BIRMINGHAM SHOW!

JUST CLICK CHAD FOR THE WHOLE GALLERY

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NO APOLOGIES, PLEASE!!

At a time when our president and other politicians tend to apologize for our country's prior actions, here's a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country...

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when deGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible...

Rusk responded "does that include those who are buried here?

DeGaulle did not respond.

You could have heard a pin drop

 

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When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!”

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at OmahaBeach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am proud to be an AMERICAN!!!

 

 

 

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WHAT ARE YOUR CHANCES OF DYING THIS YEAR?

CLICK THE REAPER TO FIND OUT!

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THE MANNING REPORT

CLICK DR. MANNING FOR HIS CONTROVERSIAL REPORT ON PRES. OBAMA AND THE STATE OF OUR COUNTRY

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A MAN AND HIS CROC

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CONGRATS TO THE GO FISH RADIO NETWORK OFFICIAL NICKELBACK PHOTOGRAPHER, ADAM McMURRAY

ABOVE IS ADAM'S AWESOME PHOTO OF THE DAVIDSON CENTER, AND YOU CAN CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE ENTRIES FROM SOME VERY TALENTED TENNESSEE VALLEY SHUTTERBUGS!

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50 IS THE NEW 25

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"TWILIGHT" MINX, ASHLEY GREENE

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STEVEN TYLER - GOOOING DOOOOOOOWN...

CLICK STEVEN TO SEE HIS FALL FROM THE STAGE AT A RECENT AEROSMITH SHOW

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WOMAN JAILED FOR DRAGGING KID ON LEASH

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CHOOSE YOUR DRINK

Apple Tini B52 Black Russian Bloody Mary Cosmopolitan Daiquiri Disaronno and Coke Double on the Rocks Dry Manhatten Kamikaze Long Island Iced Tea Lemon Drop Manhatten Margarita Martini Dirty Martini Wet Martini Dry Martini Mojito Mai Thai Mimosa Mint Julep Pina Colada Rum and Coke Seabreeze Screwdriver Sex on the Beach Slippery Nipple Tom Collins Tequila Sunrise Vodka Martini Zombie White Russian Singapore Sling Whiskey Sour Absinthe Bourbon Everclear Flavored Vodka Gin Malibu Rum Rum Scotch Tequila Vodka Whiskey Red Wine White Wine Rose Wine Sparkling Wine Amstel Light Amstel Light Alaskan Amber Alaskan Pale Ale Alaskan Stout Alaskan ESB Alaskan Smoked Porter Alaskan Winter Ale Anchor Steam Anchor Liberty Ale Anchor Porter Anchor Old Foghorn Anchor Small Anderson Valley Boont Amber Anderson Valley Hop Ottin' Anderson Valley Poleeko Gold Anderson Valley Belk's ESB Anderson Valley Barney Flats Oatmeal Anderson Valley Winter Solstice Anderson Valley High Rollers Wheat Anderson Valley Deep Enders Porter Beamish Stout Beck's Bell's/Kalamazoo Two Hearted Ale Bell's/Kalamazoo Amber Ale Bell's/Kalamazoo Pale Ale Bell's/Kalamazoo Kalamazoo Stout Bell's/Kalamazoo Oberon Bell's/Kalamazoo Double Cream Stout Bell's/Kalamazoo Third Coast Old Ale Bell's/Kalamazoo Expedition Stout Bell's/Kalamazoo Best Brown Ale Bell's/Kalamazoo Cherry Stout Blue Moon Blue Moon White Breckenridge Avalanche Amber Breckenridge Autumn Ale Breckenridge Pale Ale Breckenridge Christmas Ale Breckenridge Oatmeal Stout Breckenridge Pandora's Bock BridgePort IPA BridgePort Porter BridgePort ESB BridgePort Black Strap Stout BridgePort Blue Heron BridgePort Pintail Ale BridgePort Ebenezer Ale BridgePort Old Knucklehead Budweiser (U.S) Budweiser Bud Light Budweiser Bud Ice Budweiser Bud Ice Light Budweiser Budvar Budvar Busch Busch Light Busch Ice Clausthaler Colt 45 Malt Liquor Coors Original Coors Light Coors Extra Gold Corona Light Corona Extra Czechvar Deschutes Cascade Ale Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale Deschutes Bachelor ESB Deschutes Black Butte Porter Deschutes Quail Springs IPA Deschutes Obsidian Stout Deschutes Jubelale Deschutes Broken Top Bock Deschutes Pine Mountain Pils Deschutes Cinder Cone Red Dos Equis Dos Equis XX Dragon Stout Dragon Stout Edison Light Edison Light Foster's Lager Fuller's ESB Fuller's London Pride Genessee 12 Horse Genessee/High Falls Genny Light Genessee/High Falls Kipling Light Lager Grolsch Gordon Biersch Marzen Gordon Biersch Blonde Bock Gordon Biersch Pilsner Guinness Guinness Draught Guinness Foreign Extra Stout Hamm's Hamm's Light Heineken Henry Weinhard's Ale Henry Weinhard's Amber Ale Henry Weinhard's Dark Henry Weinhard's Hefeweizen Henry Private Reserve Hoegaarden Icehouse 5.0 Icehouse 5.5 J.W. 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TEN TIPS TO HELP YOU BECOME HAPPIER

#1.)  Take care of the basics:  Before tackling your deepest insecurities, make sure you're taking care of the basics . . . like staying well-fed and getting enough sleep.

#2.)  Don't vent:  This is probably the opposite of everything you've been told.  But venting every little annoyance doesn't make your anger go away . . . it just makes you feel worse.

#3.)  Fake it:  If your feelings are affected by your actions, then, by that logic, acting like you're happy will actually make you happier.

#4.)  Try and fail:  Look, nobody's perfect.  But you'll be happier if you try new stuff and FAIL . . . versus never trying anything new.

#5.)  Don't "treat" yourself:  When people are upset, they try to "treat" themselves to small indulgences, like a new pair of jeans or a couple glasses of wine.  And it actually works for a few minutes, until the guilt sets in.

#6.)  Buy your happiness:  On the other hand, money can help improve your happiness if you use it to improve your health, to eliminate sources of irritation and marital conflict or to stay in touch with family and friends.

#7.)  Leave some wiggle room:  There are two types of people in the world:  Those who want things to be "perfect", and those who want things to be "good enough."

#8.)  Exercise:  Getting even a little exercise is just about the surest way to improve your mood.

#9.)  Stop nagging:  Nagging doesn't work.  All it really does is make you and everyone around you much more aggravated and annoyed. 

#10.)  Take action:  Some people assume that happiness is something you're born with.  But that's not true.  In fact, it's estimated that you can control about 40% of your own happiness level. 

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FOUR TIPS FOR GUYS LOOKING FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND

#1.)  Choose wisely:  It's not easy to tell if a woman's on the prowl for a one-night stand, but there are a few cues you can look for.  Like if she touches you a lot, or allows you to touch her.  And if she's at the bar alone past midnight on a weekday, chances are she's looking to hook up.  

 

#2.)  Seal the deal:  Even if a girl agrees to come home with you, there's always a chance she'll change her mind and bail at the last second.  So how can you make sure that doesn't happen?

--Try coming up with another "reason" for her to come over, like you want to show her your dog, or the view from your balcony.  You both know it's a gimmick, but it works.

#3.)  Set the tone:  You don't want to come straight out and say it's just a "one-time thing," but letting her know you're not interested in anything serious can be beneficial.  How?

--If a girl knows you don't want to be her boyfriend, it frees her up to be as nasty as she likes.

#4.)  Exit gracefully:  Don't sneak out while she's still asleep . . . that shows no class whatsoever.  But don't give her a long kiss goodbye, and don't tell her you'll call her later.  That's just tacky. 

--Instead, leave her your contact information, with the understanding that she'll probably never call.  But isn't that what you wanted anyway?

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THE LATEST IN SEX TOYS, EXCEPT IT'S FOR YOUR DOG

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DO YOU FIND THIS PICTURE "RACY?"  A LOCAL MAGAZINE DID, REFUSING TO USE IT FOR AN AD...

LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK, GOFISH@ROCKET951.FM

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NEW TOPLESS PICS OF DENISE RICHARDS FROM HER REALITY SHOW

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HAYDEN PANETTIERE'S SIDE-BOOBAGE FROM THE MOVIE, "I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER"

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"IT MIGHT GET LOUD"

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GO FISH RADIO MAKES THE US MAGAZINE WEBSITE!

 CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL ARTICLE

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PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS, "DAAAAAAMN!"

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THE LATEST CRAZE WITH THE YOUTH OF JAPAN IS...BAGELHEADS!

"BAGELHEADING" INVOLVES INJECTING A SALINE SOLUTION UNDER THE SKIN, WHICH CAUSES SWELLING, AND THEN USING YOUR FINGERS TO MOLD THE SWELLING INTO THE SHAPE OF A BAGEL...

...IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S STUPID

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FARRAH FAWCETT, R.I.P.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE OF THE LOVELY FARRAH

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IF YOU'VE NEVER LIKED SOCCER, YOU WILL NOW

CLICK HERE FOR A FULL GALLERY OF SOCCER BODY PAINT GIRLS

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FOLK SINGER JEWEL IN A BIKINI

CLICK THE PIC FOR A CLOSER LOOK!

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10 UNBELIEVABLY RACIST TOYS

THE BARACK OBAMA SOCK PUPPET

CLICK HERE FOR THE ENTIRE LIST

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BRITNEY SPEARS TOPLESS (From her 2007 "Gimme More" video)

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MORE MEGAN FOX!

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WWW.AWKWARDFAMILYPHOTOS.COM

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HOW TO LAND A GOVERNMENT JOB

WWW.USAJOBS.GOV

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WWW.GOVCENTRAL.COM

WWW.FEDJOBS.COM

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BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN...IN LATVIA

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FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S MASTERCARD...

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TOO BIG FOR TENNIS?

ROMANIAN TENNIS PLAYER SIMONA HALEP THINKS HER 34DD's ARE HINDERING HER GAME AND IS CONSIDERING A REDUCTION

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OUR FRIEND AND FORMER WWE DIVA, TORRIE WILSON...

CLICK HER PLAYBOY COVER FOR MORE PICS!

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THIS STORM CHASER HAD NO IDEA A KILLER TORNADO WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM...

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THESE COPS KICK A SUSPECT IN THE HEAD THEN HIGH-FIVE EACH OTHER...

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JIMMY KIMMEL AND MATTHEW FOX HAD A STARING CONTEST...

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THIS MAY BE THE CHEESIEST MOVIE EVER...MEGA-SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS

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A SACRILEGIOUS (AND CRAPPY) PAINTING OF BARACK OBAMA FROM AN ARTIST NAMED MICHAEL D'ANTUONO PAINTED TO "COMMEMORATE" THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE...

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SUBTLE OR NOT-SO-SUBTLE ADVERTISING

CHECK OUT THESE ADDS FOR THE LADIES' SCHICK QUATTRO SHAVER...

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COPS TASER A NAKED GUY AT THE COACHELLA MUSIC FESTIVAL

WARNING: FULL MALE NUDITY!

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

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UNCENSORED JESSICA BIEL NUDE SHOTS

FROM JESSICA'S FILM "POWDER BLUE"

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DO YOU KNOW YOUR FACEBOOK MANNERS?

 

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T-BAG IS WHIPPED...LITERALLY

COURTESY OF THE DIXIE DERBY GIRLS!

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HUNGRY BLOODSHOT EYES

Remember the 80's smash "Hungry Eyes?"  How 'bout the 70's classic "All By Myself?"  Check out the guy who sang 'em, Eric Carmen, in an epic DUI arrest...

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THE 21ST CENTURY THOMAS PAINE

 

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THIS BURGER KING COMMERCIAL HAS THE COUNTRY OF MEXICO OFFENDED...

 

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TODAY'S SAFETY LESSON

Click the pic to see (WARNING: Graphic images)

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Check out this two-inch fir tree that was GROWING inside a Russian man's lungs...

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CLICK THE PIC FOR SOME EFF'IN!

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THE TWOUBLE WITH TWITTER

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A.K.A. "BOOT CAMP FOR PORNO ADDICTS!"

If you're REALLY interested, their number is (952) 997-2222, or go online to battleforpurity.com

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CLICK ON CARMEN ELECTRA FOR HER SMOKIN' MEXICAN MAXIM NUDE SPREAD...

 

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CELEBRITIES ON INVISIBLE BICYCLES

 

CLICK BRAD PITT FOR MORE PHOTOS OF CELEBS ON INVISIBLE TWO-WHEELERS...

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CINDY CRAWFORD'S SHAVING CREAM BIKINI

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OUR FRIEND, "SURVIVOR: THE AMAZON" WINNER AND TNA WRESTLING STAR, JENNA MORASCA

 

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YIKES!! IT'S CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKE-UP...CLICK THE PIC FOR MORE!

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ENJOY "THE BREAKFAST SONG"...

 

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BAD PAINTINGS OF BARACK OBAMA

 

 

 

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL GALLERY (JUST REFRESH THE PAGE FOR EACH NEW PICTURE)

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A NUDE SHOT OF GAVIN ROSSDALE'S 20-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, DAISY LOWE

 

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CLICK THE PIC FOR THE LIST (GALLERIES INCLUDED!)

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AND NOW, A NUDE PAPARAZZI SHOT OF ACTRESS NAOMI WATTS...

 

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JUST FOR YOU, LADIES, HERE'S A TASTY PIC OF DAVID BECKHAM...

 

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HERE ARE SEVEN THINGS THAT GUYS FIND ROMANTIC

#1.)  Dress up for him:  There's nothing a guy likes more than going out and knowing the hottest woman in the room . . . is with him.  And, personally, I wouldn't object to a "dirty maid" costume or a cheerleading outfit in the bedroom either. 

#2.)  Initiate physical affection:  I take that last comment back.  There's nothing a guy likes more than having his hot lady initiate physical affection . . . especially in the bedroom. 

#3.)  Let him go out with the boys:  Every now and then, guys need to go out and get hammered with their idiot friends.  If you're cool with that, you're automatically flagged as a "potential keeper".

#4.)  Tell him how strong he is:  The average man is about as sophisticated as an ape . . . and all he really wants to know is that you think he's big, strong and manly.

#5.)  Get him tickets to the big game:  If you give a guy tickets to go see his favorite sports team, you're proving to him that your only motivation . . . was to make him happy.  Guys love that.

#6.)  Show interest in his life outside of you:  Guys are always pretending to be interested in stuff that's important to you . . . because they think it will help them get into your pants.

--If you pretend to be interested in the stuff they like . . . most men are going to want you in their pants too.

#7.)  Tell him a secret:  Yes, men are crude and sex-obsessed.  But in the end, all most guys really want is a woman they know they can trust.  By confiding in him, you're showing him you want that too.

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A HUNGARIAN GUY HAD A 2.5-POUND KIDNEY STONE REMOVED

Check it out, both outside and inside the man's body...

That's about the size of a coconut!

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STEREOTYPES ABOUT MEN THAT WOMEN BELIEVE

Think you've got us figured out, ladies?  Well, all those things you believe about guys aren't always true.  (For example, we don't JUST like big breasts)

Click Vanessa for the list of stereotypes along with why they may not always apply...

 

Of course, it's only fair to offer up the list of stereotypes that men believe about women, so click here for those.

 

 

 

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in